Desert Nights - 7.5 oz - Soy Blend Candle

Celebrity Look-a-Like: Ryann Regenolds review "Desert Nights: A Candle So Good, Even My Other Candles Are Jealous"

Lighting this "Desert Nights" candle is like giving your nostrils a first-class ticket to a desert oasis, minus the scorpions and the whole "being stranded" thing. Imagine the lovechild of a cozy campfire and a midnight stroll under the stars, but in candle form. It’s got that rugged, mysterious vibe that makes you feel like you’re one with the untamed wilds of  Palm Desert — without actually leaving your couch or, you know, risking dehydration.

The burn time? Oh, it goes on longer than one of those "I’ll just watch one more episode" Netflix binges. You’ll probably forget what life was like before this candle entered the room, filling it with the scent of adventure and a hint of "wow, I’m definitely more interesting now." So, go ahead, light it up—your room deserves a little desert magic, and your nose will thank you.

— Ryann Regenolds, Candle Enthusiast (and definitely not a cactus whisperer)

FRAGRANCE NOTES:
Top:  Floral
Middle:  French Lavender, Egyptian Amber
Bottom:  Black Myrrh, Tonka Bean, Egyptian Musk, Sage

Disclaimer: All celebrity voices and endorsements featured here are purely for fun and meant as lighthearted parody. These candles have not been sniffed, lit, or endorsed by the actual celebrities—though we’re pretty sure they’d love them if they did. Any resemblance to real persons, living or famous, is purely coincidental and not to be taken as an actual endorsement. So, enjoy the laughs and the scents, but remember, these famous folks haven’t actually called us (yet).