Poolside - 7.5 oz - Soy Blend Candle

Celebrity Look-a-Like: Keevan Bart review "Poolside: A Candle As Pretty As Me"

Alright, listen up! I just got my hands on this "Poolside" candle from Desert Breeze Candle Co., and let me tell you something—this thing is so fresh, it’s like diving headfirst into a luxury pool in Indian Wells, except without the risk of belly-flopping in front of everybody. The scent? Oh, we’re talking cucumber and melon, people. It’s so crisp and cool that even the sun in Palm Springs takes a break when this bad boy is lit. I’m over here feeling like I’m sipping on a spa water with cucumbers floating in it, pinky up, living my best life!

But hold on, it gets better! You light this candle, and suddenly, your living room transforms into a five-star resort. I’m talking cabana boys, palm trees, the whole shebang—okay, maybe that’s just in my head, but still! This candle smells so good, it makes you forget about the heat, the stress, and that long to-do list. So go ahead, light it up, close your eyes, and let "Poolside" take you straight to that Palm Springs state of mind, minus the sunscreen.

— Keevan Bart, Candle Convert (I guess this is who I am now)

FRAGRANCE NOTES:
Top:  Green Cucumber
Middle:  Floral, Melon
Bottom:  Musk

Disclaimer: All celebrity voices and endorsements featured here are purely for fun and meant as lighthearted parody. These candles have not been sniffed, lit, or endorsed by the actual celebrities—though we’re pretty sure they’d love them if they did. Any resemblance to real persons, living or famous, is purely coincidental and not to be taken as an actual endorsement. So, enjoy the laughs and the scents, but remember, these famous folks haven’t actually called us (yet).