Sangria - 7.5 oz - Soy Blend Candle

"Celebrity Look-a-like Sophie Viagra Review: Sangria Candle: The Spice of Coachella Without the Hangover!

Ay, Dios mío! Let me tell you, lighting this Sangria candle from Desert Breeze Candle Company is like inviting the entire Coachella Valley into your living room for a fiesta—without worrying about spilling drinks on your white couch! This candle smells like a summer party, with all the fruity, spicy goodness of a real sangria, but guess what? No headache the next morning! It's like a little piece of heaven, but instead of dealing with my crazy family, you just get pure, delicious relaxation. My abuela would approve.

You know, if Jorge (my former lover) had this candle, he wouldn’t need his scotch to relax—he’d just light it up and let the aroma take him to his happy place. It’s like the perfect accessory for a night in: no need to dress up, no loud music, and definitely not my prima shouting about how much she loves her vino! So, if you want to feel fabulous and enjoy the Coachella vibes without leaving your casa, this candle is your new best friend. Just don’t blame me if you start dancing around the living room in high heels—it's the candle’s fault!

~Besos, Sophie Viagra

FRAGRANCE NOTES:
Top:  Sparkling Citrus, Red Currant, Apple, Peach
Middle:  Wine Accord, Tart Berry, Rose Petals, Rhubarb
Bottom:  Sugar, Vanilla, Wood

Disclaimer: All celebrity voices and endorsements featured here are purely for fun and meant as lighthearted parody. These candles have not been sniffed, lit, or endorsed by the actual celebrities—though we’re pretty sure they’d love them if they did. Any resemblance to real persons, living or famous, is purely coincidental and not to be taken as an actual endorsement. So, enjoy the laughs and the scents, but remember, these famous folks haven’t actually called us (yet).